he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
I just had to give myself a pep talk to stop lying on my floor. Literally too hung over to function
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
I feel like my map app knows I'm hungover and is strategically not driving me by fast food places so I cannot stop
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
There is absolutely a 0% chance my hips will make it out of this twerking business fully functional
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
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