I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
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My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
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You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
Wake up. Eat bread. Find your dignity. Don't be late for work again.
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
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