so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
Your last day of twenties? OK. Then I'll give you til midnight. Then you turn into a pumpkin. A big, 30 year old pumpkin.
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He whinnies like a horse when he's cumming. I wish I would have known this before we got into a relationship.
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
Bad idea to be in a car concussed. I just described his dick as an elevator. I think i meant escalator, i dont know
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
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i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
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