I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
Why would I send you a picture of it when I could just steal the gnome and put it in your bed with you? Admit it, he looks just like gnomeo!
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
Is it inappropriate to send a happy 3-year anniversary of having a threesome with you and your ex girlfriend on easter text?
Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
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