the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
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You made eat vitamins until I threw up
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
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Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
I managed to convince her that the egg yolks were actually orange juice and she fell for it
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