On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
I just saw a homeless man dressed as a pirate. I love san francisco.
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
At lowes after workin outside. Kid behind me says "mommy that man smells like a taco" yes she was talking about me.
you came back at 4am in a suit jacket and a half eaten burrito...
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
I have a breathe right strip stuck to my forehead, several inexplicable bruises and I think someone tried to paint my nails with glue, but I still have my Santa hat. I'm gonna call this one a success.
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
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