Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
I just totok an inventory of my purse: 1 apple, 1 pair of underwear, 7 condoms, $18 in ones, a check with "for sexual healing" in the subject line, and a 4 oz bottle of wine.
Oh! and a letter from a judge saying I got an interview. Cause that balances it out.
I'm so happy I'm only on my second drink. That would have been the best idea ever if I was on my fifth.
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
He wrote on the bartenders notepad "phone?" So I wrote back "911"
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
So. Much. Porn.
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