Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
i'm crying at olive garden. i've hit rock bottom
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
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Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
I just wanna go home eat some pizza rolls, get warm and jerk off, and it's only 845. This shit was supposed to make me see unicorns. Not cry
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
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The cab driver was nice enough to let you finish your beer in the car, but you crossed the line when you started to pee in the empty bottle
I slept with one of the directors so you would get a good price on the ballroom for your reception. I'm the best MOH. You owe me bitch
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
So how do I tell him I've been sleeping with his wife too?
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