You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
I an trashes at a wedding. Hotbcousins here I come. Agh.
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
Just because you put plan b in my Easter basket doesn't give you an excuse not to wear a condom.
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
The woman that sang I Touch Myself died today. There's only one appropriate way to honor her memory.
I'm on the job.
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
I'm writing off my condom expenses in my taxes
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
I accidentally stubbed my dick
What does that even mean?
Randomize
