I smell stomach acid.
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
That's cool, I just have to let the dogs out AND SO HELP ME GOD IF YOU TEXT ME BAHA MEN LYRICS WE ARE NOT FRIENDS.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
Only once have I found myself in the condom aisle holding a bundt cake...
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
Named all the presidents in order between puke sessions while semi conscious so that's a thing I can do now
It is NEVER not funny to me when I am sitting at a table and I've touched the dicks of every single person I'm sitting with.
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
Is it acceptable to respond to a declaration of love with 'and I love your dick'? Asking for a friend who shares a name and possibly a phone number with me. Entirely coincidental.
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