Apparently mediocre decisions were made last night. I woke up alone in my own bed with my fridge defrosted.
And I didn't go to bed alone. I am buckets of fail.
He chugged from a bottle of wine and then we had pretend sex
How do you have pretend sex?
It was bad...so it was pretend
I just realized I've stolen a hat from every guy I fucked. Except the last one. Maybe there is hope for me.
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
Just walked into the bar to find a guy in a Boba Fett helmet leaning casually against the wall, texting. This night just got real.
There was an unopened condom by my car when I went to pick it up this morning. Someone may have fucked on the hood of my car last night. Don't think it was me but I can't rule it out 100%.
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
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