I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
I never want to see another naked old woman again.
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ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
I'm too high to be shopping. I just contemplated deoderant for fifteen minutes. Now testing pillows
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
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They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
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