what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
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