So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
Explain it like you would if you were talking to a 5 yo
Wait no, like you would to a stoned high school freshman.
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
You grabbed your house keys, threw them at the door and asked, "did it open?"
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
Realization: many of my behaviors would lead to me being stoned to death in a lot of foreign countries. God bless America.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
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