Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
babies were throwing up all over the place
You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
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I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
I have 7 papers to write and I already bought gas station ice cream in my pjs and questioned whether or not a beer float was a thing.
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
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My mom just walked in and saw a picture of his penis. She then asked me "Do you even have a cervix left?!" I don't know what to feel anymore HA
Yeah well that's a good thing right? Like mothers approval? Kinda like a Fathers blessing but. . . better?
Fuck you. I've got onesies to keep me warm at night. And this bottle.
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
I was so drunk I got stuck in the middle of a revolving door
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
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