normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
should my penis look like a turkey
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
Come over. I'll eat you out and we'll make bacon.
best text I've received ever.
Random memory from the wedding, the bartender showed us how to open the windows and piss out of them.
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
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