My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
I'm in that stage of denial where I hope our kids have his nose.
You do realize that you broke up with him, right?
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
Most awkward car ride ever. Kid in the front seat was bawling, 2 in the backseat were ready to fight, and I was giving the last kid a handie. This needs to stop happening to us.
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
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