their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
That awkward moment when you realize you've been secretly blackout dating someone for three months. Drunk me is in a committed relationship.
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
After I chugged my beer the cop slapped my ass and said "atta girl" this can't be real life.
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
Randomize
