I fucked **** last night, don't tell mike
this is mike. we're done.
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
My mom gave me a high five when I told her I was just using him for sex
You and your mom would make an amazing tag team
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
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