let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.
Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
I woke up and couldn't find her. She had somehow managed to get into the closet and lock herself in. She was crying for her boyfriend. Thirsty Thursday at its finest
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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