thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
My mom said she saw you at the bar last night and asked how you were. She said, you replied with, "Oh you know, just knocked up."
Figured I'd get right to the point
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
One of the guys just came in and goes "i walked all the way home with a pumpkin". Night just got better.
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
Oh god I found a set of car keys in my pocket, and I have no idea who's they are
Randomize
