That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
Unless I'm getting a singing midget telegram, I'm not going to smile
I woke up with my 26er down my pants and a peice of paper stuck to my forehead with gum that said "tell it to the greek goddess beside me"
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
I'm laying in the fetal position on the floor of my kitchen eating potato salad with my fingers. Please come over with some real food and keep me company.
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
So much Jack, so little girl.
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
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