I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
She busted her face in a tragic twerking accident. Marking the 2nd time I have peed my pants laughing.
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
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