I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
I just gave the bartender my number in roman numerals. If she figures it out, she's worth a shot
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
When she gives birth, I'm so playing 'Eye of the Tiger'
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
In 30 minutes I will have been sober for an entire month. Time for a celebratory lap of cheap alcohol that leads to early liver failure.
But happy liver failure. That's what counts.
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
How do you explain to your kids that you met their mother well you were giving her a gynecological exam??
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
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