Do you think there's anyone left in this world that hasn't masturbated in a computer chair?
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
I told the cop it was my birthday and he said "happy fuckin birthday", handcuffed me and threw me in the back of the cop car.
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
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