i think i have two assholes
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
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