All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
Moved my bed either I'm a whore or every guy I have ever slept with hid condom wrappers under my bed
Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
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Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
I'll offer my penis as collateral. You can hold title to it till I pay you back.
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
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Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
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