Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
The child next door sounds like he's having vigorous sex in the backyard and it's making me very, very uncomfortable. I don't want to look.
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
if my 20s were a chapter in my autobiography, it would be called "the room is spinning and my hands smell like dick"
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