Stop everything. They have oreo straws to drink milk with and then you eat the straw. I think i just got turned on by a cookie commercial.
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
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