Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
just left a line of flour and citric acid on the dresser for my roommate to find. teach that bastard to steal my coke!
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
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Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
Also, I found out that my dad has the name of every boy that I've ever dated and their physical description, car type and tag number stored in his computer.
Apparently Angela went missing once and he says he learned were to look first and that it's best to have information on hand.
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At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
Somehow reaching for the flaming hot cheetos ended up in the best sex of my life
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
I think you're overestimating how drunk I was
You said your pillow felt like the ocean...
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
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