we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
he laminated a picture of his dick.
I think as far as last words to bitter ex girlfriends go, "enjoy that staph infection youre about to get in your uterus" is right up there with the best
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
Far too many of our conversations end in us talking about sperm
Dude, I totally just made my launch phrase on my new phone "Wingardium Leviosa" so that when people try it and it doesn't work I can say, "It's leveeOHsa, not leveeoh-SA."
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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