Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
What's the wine called that we really like and we usually drink it with xanax?
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
My little brother just suggested we drink the rest of the vodka because it's raining. My job is complete.
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
Just served breakfast to a bunch of hella drunk kids. They kidnapped the birthday boy for his 21st and he was wearing a disney onesy and bunny ears. They've been drinking since before dawn, why don't we have friends like that?
I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
New rule: if someone asks if you would like to snort a xanax the answer is no.
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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