you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
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do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
I taped Calvin and Kyles heads together face to face while they were passed out. You should have seen them stumbling around using hungover teamwork trying to find scissors.
That awkward moment when you can't tell what smells like tacos: you, the cat, or the strange guys blanket your so tenderly swaddled in.
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
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I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
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