She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
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Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
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your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
No we didn't fuck. He picked me up I asked where we were going and he said "I don't know if you've ever heard of a little place called Denny's?" He was completely serious. I told him to stop the car and I got out and called Jack.
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
Next time we smoke please remind me to put my bong back in my build a bear box. My mom says if I leave it out one more time she's keeping it for herself.
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
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