I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
I may have told her we're dating for a handjob, Fake tits are overrated.
My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
I like complaining with weaving words and complex sentences. It makes me seem more sophisticated and less bitchy.
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
You know my ex in high school who cheated on me and dumped me right before prom? A decade later, I just saw her again...working at an Arby's. it was a good day...
You tripped over nothing.. everyone stopped what they were doing and stared..you stood up and yelled "you win this time gravity"..then started chugging someone's drink
im trying to look as sober as possible but i just poured orange juice and mayo into my milkshake.
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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