.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
Now would be a good time to set your alarm to pick me up from jail in the morning.
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
Dude, you chugged an entire bottle of tomato sauce and got us free drinks for the night. No way was I gonna stop you.
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
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