its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
walking on campus just saw the exact moment some kids life got ruined
he's on the phone and just starts going "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKK", then follows it with "Are you sure your pregnant?"... made my day
my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
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My day in three words: secret purse cake
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
She asked me to come on her OkCupid date with her
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You know it's been a rough week when you funnel beers by yourself.
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
I accidentally sent my dad a very explicit Star Wars fanfiction and he replied with "That was great!"
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
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