Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
Talking to this girl is like playing minesweeper on hard. There's red flags everywhere.
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
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I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
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