matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
there was enough confetti in my bra to throw another NYE party
Oh, I'm sorry. I'd rather be "doable" than "the fat chick"
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
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