is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
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ummm i just drove by ur house and ur passed out on the porch. please call me when u get this
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
He wants to buy us a microwave. Clearly the man is going to fix my life.
We have an albino peacock in our apartment. It's beautiful.
Scratch it being beautiful, bitch just stole my McDonalds. Call animal control.
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
All my friends are getting married and I'm pole dancing in a tattoo shop. I don't know how I feel about this.
They spent thousands on one day. You made $76 in 30 minutes. You should feel great about that.
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