So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
did i call you last night crying about tacos and the royal wedding again?
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
i had a super strange, mommy/daddy issuestastic, mildly freudian, i-might-as-well-become-a-stripper-now-and-stop-fighting-the-inevitable dream last night :(
There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
Today has been hell. Also I saw a dead man's penis. It's safe to say I will be getting very drunk tonight.
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
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