How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
Sex-sore abs and my workout pants have gravel stains on the knees. It's like the workout of shame.
we broke up because he couldn't handle the fact that i've slept with more girls than he has. also, i've slept with the girl he's seeing now.
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
He left his phone. Turns out he;s been sexting with some girls who can't spell. Time to break out the herpes scare.
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
Foreplay went from me being a bank teller and him a customer to us actually having to go to the bank so we would make rent
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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