Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
I would give up sex for lent, but I think Jesus would understand that I went too long without it to go back now.
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
People around me are just doing lines of cocaine. Like its no big deal. And I'm just here like.... Y'all want some cheezits?
Old woman told me I looked like her son and then she started explaining to me how she wanted me to fuck her
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
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