can't come. weird drunk guy passed out on couch. long story, tell u later.
wtf. wake him up, call him a cab, get over here!
i just want to make sure he doesn't die. or rob me. plus it's facinating, he's faceplant on the arm of my sofa.
I think someone spiked my drink last night. .. Like all 20 of them.
I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
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Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
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Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
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