I'm gonna have a badass scar
Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
So the girl in front of me was buying champagne too .. I wanted to be like "so are you celebrating clean test results too?"
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
All I could think of during that funeral was how great I look in a suit, how creepy catholics are, and how horny I am.
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
Use "feeling words"
Yay
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
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