I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
Going to the hospital for stitches on my balls. Mom walked in on me manscaping with an electric razor. Tell NOBODY.
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
Thank you for not boning my boss.
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
If I die tonight somebody's going to have to let all my tinder matches know.
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
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