I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
Whenever you get off. By "pick me up from work" I mean, "pick me up from a bar by work at your earliest convenience" :)
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
Why is it every time you ask me what I'm doing, I'm at a police station?
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
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