Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
I am three bowls, two beers, and a muscle relaxer into babysitting. What are you doing.
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
She drove all the way from Austin to have sex with me. I think it's a safe assumption my dick will have an easy life in college.
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
This is it. This is the birthday cake that gets me laid.
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
Thank you for coming with me today. I find it appropriate that we celebrated my negative pregnancy test with slurpees and donuts.
Who's phone is in my pants and why did I wake up clutching a handle of vlad?
Randomize
