i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
Fuck 8am classes
Dear Jesus I'm gonna throw up through my eyes
Even my vagina gasped.
whose parrot is this?
I unknowingly motorboated my boyfriend's ex-gf last night. Yay me!
Never in my life did I dream that I would meet and NFL linesman, let alone that he would be standing before me dressed as a Roman centurion and asking for Vaseline.
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
As you were falling you yelled out, "save my burrito!" Priorities
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