its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don't talk about it
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
you can't wake me up at 4am to suck your dick and then give me a high five at the bar
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
Woman at starbucks on her computer with a garbage bag of popcorn and a bottle of lotion. Where are you coming from?!
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
Apparently I drunkenly told him I was going to ride him to the rodeo and break him like a bronco, then I stole his nachos and beer. Adulting is hard!!!
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