bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
We have started to decorate penises.
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
I like that our conversation ended with "im gonna go get pregnant goodnight"
I got stoned and explored ice caves with a guy who photographs dildos for a living. I win.
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
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