I made my friend ***** cry when I wouldn't let her call u for an orgy at 3am...I didn't think you'd be to happy being woke up
She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
I'm just gonna go nail your roommate after we break up anyway.
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you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
Would you be offended if I asked you to smoke a blunt with me while I pooped?
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
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I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
Its 8 in the morning and I wouldn't pass a breathalyzer test, How's your day been?
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
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