Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(712): View more from Iowa

Trust me, I wear more condoms than socks. I wouldn't risk infecting my cock. It's my livelyhood.

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(949): View more from California

i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.

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(347): View more from New York

we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy

(203): View more from Connecticut

go home

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(845): View more from New York

I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.

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(256): View more from Alabama

I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.

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(613): View more from Ontario

I knew I was in the wrong bar when "I have a daughter your age" was some random's pick up line.

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(909): View more from California

It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?

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(440): View more from Ohio

Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.

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(250): View more from British Columbia

Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.

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