I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
i really thought "pants-shitting drunk" was an unreachable level until last night
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
You know you're a whore when you color code your calendar with who you slept with on what day incase you have ANOTHER pregnancy scare
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
Just took a shower for the sole purpose of getting off without using my hands... I've reached a new level of summer-lazy.
I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
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