I have the sudden urge to buy a Snuggie and wear it to the grocery store.
Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
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Life is so much better after having sex.
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
I shouldn't have to thank you for taking off your captain hat off before we had sex
You walked in, sat down, looked at the waiter and said, "I'm only having deserts and liquor."
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
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Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
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