Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
i woke up at 5 am and found myself wrapped in christmas lights that were plugged into the wall.
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
you're a mystery wrapped in an enigma. wrapped inside a burrito.
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
I made one of my coworkers cheers to me not being pregnant. I've never talked to him before tonight. Keeping it classy.
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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