You're completely useless in the revolution.
Sometimes I think my vagina thinks its a penis.
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
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Just woke up with my keys in one hand and cheesecake in the other.
They let me keep the giant cocktail glass because I threw up in it. And made out with the bartender. Europeans are so generous. I'm getting it engraved
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
WHY DOES HE HAVE TO CALL WHEN I'M MASTURBATING?! This time I'm really pissed. It's like he knows he's depriving me of orgasms.
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This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
she dared me to make out with the amish dude so I went up to him and grabbed him by the beard
GRABBED HIM BY THE BEARD
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
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