I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
you got drunk, told him he looked like shaggy and said 'I wouldn't show you my mystery machine for all the scooby snacks in the world'
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
I just woke up with a cowboy hat on my face and a playboy from the 90s on my chest
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