I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
I got to work, greeted my staff, then went into the bathroom to throw up. Who hired me to run a business???
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
Either I'm a lot drunker than I thought, or he has three dicks....
I think I'm gonna have to go with the first one...
Drunkenly auctioned off my bed for 3 tequila shots
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
Remembering I sold my brand new Blackberry to a stranger for a few pints = Worst night of my life. Now to work out what I did with my shoes.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
spending today hungover and untagging myself from all the pictures of me kissing girls so grandma doesnt have a heart attack. how was your new years?
I should start prefacing bondage with girls saying "I know you've read 50 Shades, but there is a 33% you're gonna freakout and go home, while I jerk it alone"
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
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